I want to share this joke. The original version had people from different nationalities. To avoid misunderstanding, I am not using the nationalities.

Four prisoners had to be whipped for their crime. They are allowed a choice of oil or lotion to be applied to their back before being whipped.

John asked for coconut oil. He was whipped and collapsed. George asked for suntan lotion. He was whipped and also collapsed. Robert, being a strong person said, "nothing for me". He took his whipping and walked away, none the worse.

Last to be whipped was Tom. The prison officer asked, "What do you want for your back?" He thought for a while and said, "Can I have Robert on my back?"