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Friday, August 22, 2008

Joke: statements of motor accidents

> In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

> I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

> I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

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