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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Joke: statements of motor accidents

> I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

> I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.

> I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

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